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"I scream. You scream. We all scream for ice cream."
— Ice Cream
Yes, yes... we've all heard of that one... but, how DO you eat an ice cream?
What is the correct way to eat an ice cream?
Let my nephew UV teach you... 😁
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| How To Eat An Ice Cream |
This was his very first taste of "the greatest food invention in the history of mankind" (There, I said it today!), and he was only 10 months old when he first experienced this "bliss"!
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| Ice cream: the greatest food invention in the history of mankind! |
Hope you've learnt the correct way to eat an ice cream from this little maestro in my family!! 😜
Here's a round-up now of some of the best ice cream quotes and captions for your Instagram ice cream shots... 😃
Best Ice Cream Quotes and Captions For Those Melting Moments On Instagram
Let's just face it. Ice cream photos are MEANT to be shared. You simply CANNOT have an ice cream and NOT share the pic on your social media handles, especially your Instagram feed! It's just disrespectful to the ENTIRE ice cream lover community of the world, AND to ice cream itself!
So, it matters not whether you're melting your sorrows in a tub of your favorite ice cream flavor, or enjoying some giggles with your besties from school/college, or even sharing a cute romantic stroll-in-the-evening, hand-in-hand with your partner... you are sure to find an appropriate caption or quote in this list, that would go with your pic!
Tip: Send a hand-written note with one of the 'love ice cream' quotes below to ask that cute girl/guy out on a date! 😉
55 Ice Cream Quotes and Instagram Captions
- I need some ice cream therapy.
- Ice cream is my therapy.
- Ice cream is cheaper than therapy.
- Ice cream solves everything.
- I don't care what the problem is. Ice cream IS the answer.
"There were some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix."
— Amal El-Mohtar- Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she's doing.
- Breakup: an excuse to eat ice cream, no matter what the weather.
- Ice cream never asks silly questions. Ice cream understands.
- Forget love. I'd rather fall in ice cream.
- If I could marry ice cream, I would.
- I followed my heart and it took me to the ice cream.
"My love for ice cream emerged at an early age — and has never left!"
— Ginger Rogers- Find someone who loves you the way I love ice cream.
- If you bring me ice cream, I'll be your friend forever.
- If you were ice cream, you'd be my favorite flavor.
- Be a rainbow flavor in a sea of vanilla ice cream.
- I've got the inside scoop on the best ice cream flavors.
- Life's too short to not get the double scoop.
"When I'm no longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg."
— Snoop Dogg- I make ice cream disappear. What's YOUR superpower?
- I might look normal, but I eat fries with ice cream.
- My brain is 90% ice cream.
- My blood type is ice cream.
- If you can't remember my name, just say ice cream and I'll turn around.
- You had me at ice cream.
"I guess ice cream is one of those things that are beyond imagination."
— L.M. Montgomery- Don't let your ice cream melt while you're counting someone else's sprinkles.
- Life is like an ice cream: Enjoy it before it melts.
- Ice cream is worth melting for.
- I'll stop the world and melt with you.
- I love you as much as I love ice cream, and I really love ice cream.
- You and me? We're mint to be!
"It was the color of someone buying you an ice cream cone for no reason at all."
— Lemony Snicket- My head says “go to the gym.” My heart says “eat some ice cream.”
- When in doubt, eat ice cream.
- Unplug and eat some ice cream.
- It's ice cream o'clock!
- Ice cream is calling me, and I must go.
- Any time is ice cream time.
"I never say no to an ice cream."
— Ingrid Betancourt- You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that is pretty much the same thing.
- You can't make everyone happy. You're not a tub of ice cream.
- If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Go hand out ice cream.
- Ice cream always sounds like a good idea.
- The best time for ice cream is always.
- There is always room for ice cream.
"Tomorrow, we can eat broccoli, but today is for ice cream."
— Malory Hobson- This home runs on ice cream.
- Sadness is... no ice cream in the freezer.
- Ice cream cravings are not to be taken lightly.
- I'll scream if I don't get some ice cream.
- Ice cream: because punching people is frowned upon.
- Adulting happens. Ice cream helps.
"When I was a kid, I used to think, 'Man, if I could ever afford all the ice cream I want to eat, that's as rich as I ever want to be.'"
— Jimmy Dean
So, this was my round-up of the 55 best ice cream quotes and captions that you can use with your ice cream photographs on Instagram and other social media accounts. There are many more of them on the internet, but these are my personal favorites. This collection of ice cream quotes includes cute, funny, cheeky, cheesy, serious and some thought provoking ones too.
Now, which of these ice cream quotes and captions do YOU like the most?
Which of these would you like to use, and how?
Share in the comments below.
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