Stupidosaurus!

Has anyone ever asked you some OBVIOUSLY stupid question in some very OBVIOUS situation? Like when you're having tea and they come and say - "Oh! Are you having tea?" - how do you respond to it? I mean, obviously, OUT LOUD, you probably just give them the answer they seek, but what's your REAL response, INSIDE?

Why am I asking this all of a sudden?

Well, many years ago, an ex-schoolmate shared a list on Facebook, of SIX of the MOST STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations. I thought it was just TOO GOOD to not be shared ahead with my blog readers! So, I posted it on my old blog in September 2013. Came across that old write-up recently, and decided to file it HERE now, under "My Sunny Vibes > Humor", for some future laughs!

It is possible that you may have come across this list before, but I'm sure it'll still make you laugh! Number 5 would probably make me go "WTF???" on this meter below, while number 3 would most likely flag a "*HULK RAGE!!*" 😁

Picture Credit: http://maritimecatholic.blogspot.in/2011/01/today-i-was-riding-bus-as-i-often-do.html

So, here you go... six most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations, and how you WISH you could answer them!

6 Most Stupid Questions People Ask In Obvious Situations

1. At the movies:

   Someone who knows me: Hey! What are you doing here?
   Me: I sell tickets in black here. Didn't you know?
   
   

2. In bus:

   A fat lady who steps on my feet: Sorry, did that hurt?
   Me: Oh no, not at all! I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?
   
   

3. When I get woken up at midnight by a call:

   Caller: Sorry! Were you sleeping?
   Me: No! In fact, I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping? LOL!
   
   

4. When they see me with shorter hair:

   Someone who last saw me with long hair: Hey! Have you had a haircut?
   Me: Nah! It's autumn. My hair's shedding!
   
   

5. When someone calls me on land-line:

   Caller: Where are you?
   Me: I'm in market with the telephone around my neck...!!!
   
   

6. When I'm washing my car:

   Neighbor: Hey, you're washing your car?
   Me: No, I'm watering it so that it grows into a big bus.
   
   

So, these were the 6 most stupid questions that people ask in very obvious situations, AND how you wish you could ACTUALLY reply to them, as shared by my schoolmate on Facebook many years ago.

Which of these have you been asked?
Which of these have you asked someone else?
And yes, which of these RESPONSES did you like the most?

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